Monday, May 21, 2007

You know what, fine

if people hate immigrants so fucking much, why don't they just boycott them, just like everything else we protest.

Stop eating food that immigrants harvested, grew, or cooked, stop going to places where immigrants work, stop buying things that immigrants made.

Oh, right, you can't. They're everywhere. Almost like an integral part of our society...or something...

And the next time one of those right wing pundits goes off about "the foreigners" or the "illegals" I'm really going to want to know who made his suit, and who mowed his lawn.

Oh yes, and I move that we rescind Michelle Malkin's Asian card. We can do that, right?


little light said...

Loveless, I think there's a reason you've been one of my heroes ever since I kinda scared the crap out of you in a golf course six years ago.

Oh man, would I ever love to rescind her card. Dude, you just have to share a vague continent of descent with her. I'm Pinay; she's one of ours.

Anyway, I love this fucking challenge. I dare a one of them.

lovelesscynic said...

Aww, that's right. I forgot about the golf course, but the memory certainly brought a smile to my face. That was certainly a hilarious time.

Well you have my sympathies, about Ms. Malkin. Actually, I suspect that she would bite our hands if we tried to GIVE her the Asian card. Which wouldn't bother me so much as what I might catch from her if she bit me.

She might be happy if we took it away though.

lovelesscynic said...

Oh right, crap. I didn't know I was one of your heroes. I'm certainly honored!

I've been meaning to tell you (but never had a good opportunity) that you are the only person that my sister has ever been impressed that I knew.

She asked me "You know Little Light? Where do you know her from?"

I was kind of vague, since your identity is top secret, so I just said, "Uh...from school...." but she was hella impressed nonetheless, I think.

Just Another Brown Girl said...

It's so A Day Without A Mexican.

Like those guys talking about immigrants are so prepared to go out and pick fruit in California, right? Yeah. They'd all band together to take up the slack.

lovelesscynic said...

Actually I was thinking about A Day Without A Mexican. I saw the trailer a couple years back and thought it was quite funny while also making a pretty good point.

Thin Black Duke said...

Um wait. Michelle Malkin still has her Asian card? WTF? I thought Donna's post would have sent the authorities after her for sure.

lovelesscynic said...

So wait, she's not Asian anymore? That would make me so happy. So happy, that I'm inclined to believe it's too good to be true.

I'm inclined to think she's kind of like Kenneth Eng, we're stuck with her for life, unfortunately.

nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez said...

i love this post. short, angry, and dead on righteous. ;)