I sent a couple of my (Asian American guy) friends a survey on Asian American men. Below is their conversation, which they sent to me. Edits have been made for grammar, and also the gratuitous sports talk involving Phoenix and San Antonio has also been removed.
The idea was ripped from Jinxin's Conversations on Gtalk series.
J: Did you take that online survey?
N: Not yet.
N: I will before I sleep.
J: Hahaha, it asks if you a small penis.
N: But seriously, how many of those stupid ass studies do they need to do?
N: It's like every Asian American Studies grad student goes for that shit.
J: It's hella flawed when it's online like that.
N: And depending on who is doing it, it goes one way or another.
N: Asian American academia needs to do some serious quality control before they turn into a huge fucking joke.
J: Yeah this survey isn't well done at all, and I don't even know anything about making a survey. It just seems poorly constructed to me.
N: Goddamn, some of these questions.
N: Oh My God, he asked the penis question.
J: I told you.
N: I swear to god, half of this messed [up] Asian American identity is retards like this guy perpetuating perpetuating it through his BS studies.
J: Well, true, I totally see what he's trying to get at.
N: I'm gonna hold a workshop for Asian American men someday.
N: It's gonna cost $500 dollars and I promise them it'll change their lives.
N: and all I'm gonna do is tell them to "be cool and do your thing."
J: Haha and give me my 500 bucks?
N: No, I'll ask for it first.
N: I'm gonna send a copy of this conversation to [lovelesscynic].