Some of you may remember the last time I talked about those crazy ladies who were trying to sell white people their book, to make your kids as smart as Asian kids.
Here's another one. A book called Japanese Women Don't Get Old or Fat which is supposed to reveal to white people the Asian secrets of staying slim. Whatever, lady, if you think all Japanese people stay slim you ought to meet my uncle Richard.
This mastering of Asian secrets thing makes me nervous. I mean, after white people have taken all our secrets what will they need us for anymore?