Thursday, December 01, 2005

A Question for the Audience

If you had to write a book revealing a mysterious Asian secret, what would the title be?

7 comments:

Laurel said...

As bad as possible, eg:

"Geisha's Do It Better: Improve Your Sex Life Using the Secrets of the Orient"

"Secrets of the Jade Dragon"

"You So Pake!: Chinese Money Management Secrets"

"Eat Spam and Seaweed: Secrets of Okinawan Longevity"

"The Kama Sutra for Dummies"

(Actually I'm sure that last one already exists.)

You get the idea.

Laurel said...

Oh! Oh! And don't forget:

"Secrets of the Golden Horde: Ghengis Khan's Military Strategies Revised and Updated for the Corporate World"

disreputable bird said...

"Cultured Pearl: A Sansei Mother's Guide to Faking Serenity in a Wayward World"

Hehe...

disreputable bird said...

"WWBD: What Would Buddha Do?"

Anonymous said...

"How to have people think you're really good at math when in fact you are a dumbass"

nien said...

"Secrets of the Golden Horde: Ghengis Khan's Military Strategies Revised and Updated for the Corporate World"

"WWBD: What Would Buddha Do?"

my favorites

disreputable bird said...

"Seoul on Rice: How to Spice Up Your Kitchen and Your Love Life"

(I'll stop now)