I have this one little kid named Tony who is incredibly cute, he has really big eyes and he's missing his two front teeth which makes him even cuter. However usually then he opens his mouth and says, "The teacher is a pig."
Also, more evidence that I'm related to Nien, I had a moderately successful day with my nightmare class getting them to list celebrities that they know. One of them was Edison Chen. Eventually we ran out of boys and no girl wanted to be Edison. Eventually some wiseass in the class said, "The teacher is Edison Chen." I think they just meant I look very masculine.