Saturday, November 17, 2007

ETS can go suck on a manatee.

If my hair falls out this month it will be because of my GRE scores. I need to access my test scores. Will they let me? No! I have all the information! I can't have misentered my own birthday 4 fucking times!

If my hair falls out, I will mail it to ETS.

AFTER I ATTACH IT TO THE HEAD OF A DECOMPOSED RACCOON.

1 comment:

Acer macrophyllum said...

ahahaha, genius.

did I tell you the opossum story?

you should call them and try to get an actual person. if you can get through to them it has a better chance of working...
did you never get a physical copy of your scores? tho after 3 moves and two continents finding them would be a trick...