Friend: There's this non profit called business for diplomatic action that's about curbing anti-americanism abroad.
they came to us for a plan to help america become less douche-y
So everyone stops hating us (without changing public policy)and the first freedom center came to us for ideas on getting people to talk about religion so it's not such a taboo.
Do you enjoy doing work like that?
Friend: I think it's more fullfilling than selling crap.
Me: Go to bed!
Friend: I was. Then I had this revelation about how to sell appliances to Gen X women.
Friend on my theory that hipsters just do not get hip hop on a fundamental level.If it doesn't involve a coked out retard in skinny jeans screaming about how much he sucks, they don't get it.