An Open Letter to that Dude in the Neighboring Building Who Hawks Up Phlegm at 4 in the Morning,
You have some impressive vocal power. Not only do I hear the hawk, in all its moist detail, the sound of the spit actually echoes throughout the neighboring buildings.
Also, why are you up at 4 in the morning hawking up phlegm anyway? Either quit smoking or drink some hot water, dude. The present state of affairs really isn't working out for you.
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Neighboring building? Damn. At least you don't hear him, ahem, relieving himself.
The people upstairs from us have kids who jump up and down until after 11 at night.
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