Monday, December 25, 2006

An Open Letter

An Open Letter to that Dude in the Neighboring Building Who Hawks Up Phlegm at 4 in the Morning,

You have some impressive vocal power. Not only do I hear the hawk, in all its moist detail, the sound of the spit actually echoes throughout the neighboring buildings.

Also, why are you up at 4 in the morning hawking up phlegm anyway? Either quit smoking or drink some hot water, dude. The present state of affairs really isn't working out for you.

1 comment:

exangelena said...

Neighboring building? Damn. At least you don't hear him, ahem, relieving himself.
The people upstairs from us have kids who jump up and down until after 11 at night.